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Please share your thoughts openly and honestly. While I try to reply to all mail, occasionally I get overwhelmed. My apologies if I am delayed. Remember: Hatemail is posted publicly on this personal website. By e-mailing me, you give me the consent to post your e-mail address and communication, should you choose to be a moron and ask inappropriate questions.
Before you contact me
- I do my best to reply as promptly as humanly possible. I’m human and I sometimes have issues and crises that take precedence over e-mail but I assure you that EVERY e-mail gets a response unless there is nothing worth responding to.
- If you have a question that appears on Calpernia Addams’ list of Bad Questions, you’ll have your e-mail posted in the “Special People Club” section of the site, along with my response. IF it is worthy of a response.
- If you are asking for removal from the Douchebags in Heat section of the website, you’ll have to be detailed, provide alibis and if it turns out that you are the person who sent the message, your request will ultimately be denied.
- If you are requesting a link exchange, your e-mail will be deleted and ignored. I have the right to select those whom I will link to and with.
- If you are having a problem with a person who owns or operates one of the websites on my “Links” page, please do not contact me about it as your first point of contact. The only exception to this rule is when you’ve honestly exhausted every opportunity to contact them. I generally only link to sites that I trust, whether or not their opinions seem to match mine or not.
- If you are commenting on a post, please use the comment feature on each post. By doing so, you help to facilitate open and honest discussion on all the topics covered by this website.
- This isn’t really a rule I can enforce yet but I ask this of everyone – please include a valid e-mail address. If you send me something and it is worthy of a response, I want to be able to respond. And if you send me something stupid and I feel I should expose it, your e-mail address and name should be attached. I get these e-mails with fake e-mails and it irritates me how cowardly some people are.
- By sending me hate mail, you acknowledge that I own all rights to the entire contents of your message, any images sent with the message and your email address. Furthermore, you agree to make your email address publicly available on this or any other web site. In addition, you agree that it is okay for me or anyone else to slander and/or libel you on this or any other web site, in public, at your place of employment, or anywhere else in this or any other planet, universe, plane of existence and/or dimension. Know that sending me hate mail is a request for character defamation, endless belittling and excessive mockery. Seriously! You waive your right to sue me for libel/slander/any other form of defamation of character. If you do not agree with these rules, then don’t send me hate mail.