Wish Lists

Would you like to get me a little something? Well, I would definitely be most appreciative if you would give me a little something from my Indiebound wish lists (or maybe even a big something, I don’t know ^_^).

Donations

If you are feeling really generous, you could give the gift of cold hard cash. Goddess knows that being a student is not cheap and it is so hard to find work as a shrink until I at least earn a Masters… in addition to the fact that it is difficult finding unskilled work as a transwoman. This website is paid for by the year and I am living (just barely) off of student loans, but rest assured that this website will continue to run without your donations thanks to the minute ad revenue that I receive from this website. However, it does inspire me to write a bit more when I know that my work is being appreciated. Do not get me wrong, I enjoy writing posts (which is why you are so likely to find many posts on this site over 1,000 words long) and adding new features to this website but it helps when you know your work is being appreciated.

I know that in a world where non-profit organizations abuse donations from people, you might be wondering what I would possibly do with your donations. Well, other than procuring household items, I have come up with a few ideas as to how I would use donations based on dollar amount of the donation received. Please understand that when I give these ideas, I do not think that I will definitely use it for these purposes but it just gives you an idea. I would also like you to know that you are supporting the livelihood of a student, your donations can be used to support something as uncool and boring as water bills to something really fun, or just saved in a savings account for a rainy day. And on some days, it really pours down.

• $1 – A pop from a vending machine. Yeah, real original.
• $3 – Bacon Potato Cheddar Wedges from Jack in the Box. When they get a location in my are that I can access…
• $4 – A white russian.
• $5 – A 12-pack of Jones Soda from King Soopers.
• $10 – Pizza Delivery from Sexy Pizza. Yummy. ^_^
• $15 – A month of Netflix.
• $20 – A nice sit-down meal.
• $25 – Another year of Flickr Pro. If you would like to purchase another year for me, you can do so through Flickr – my username is tsjessica.
• $40 – A MacHeist Bundle.
• $50 – A year of Xbox Live Gold.
• $100 – A fun class for two at the Colorado Free University.
• $200 – A year of webhosting.
• $500 – Lounge Access for several major airlines for a year. Given how much travelling I do and how shitty DIA’s free wifi is, this would be greatly appreciated.
• $600 – A month of rent.
• $1200 – A new MacBook.
• $25,000 – Facial Feminization Surgery with Dr. Spiegel.
• $45,000 – A beautiful house in Cartagena, Columbia.

Cards & Warm Fuzzies

If you are more apt to send a card (not an e-card, since I hate them more than anything in the world due to being a breeding ground for spam), please send it to the following P.O. Box Address, which is set up for this purpose. Please do not send candy or any sort of edibles because, well, do you know the phrase “do not take candy from strangers”? Well, sadly, there are a lot of religious wackos out there that would actually send godless transsexual heathens poisonous food or food with blades in it out of their own malice. Or delicious, nutricious anthrax. Delightful people, psychotic religious fundamentalists are. -_- Or you might bake your brownies with nuts and I absolutely hate that. Just sayin’!

I have not set this up yet and the PO Box in Boulder lapsed. Sorry, please check back later!