The Adventures of Jessica Sideways

Howdy everyone! I would like to announce that I am now, once again, among the ranks of the employed. Besides the fact that my surgery is becoming more and more real due to the fact that I will soon be able to afford the deposit for Dr. Pichet’s services, assuming that I won’t be fired for the occassional blog post that I will make at work, I am jarred aware that, sadly, my blog is way too unsafe for work. I not only post about sundry topics such as my day to day life, but I am also prone to post irreverant and even satrical and spiteful posts. And yes, I am very unrepentant about the posts I make about religion, bad ex-lovers, homophobes and transphobes. But, I would like to remind all of my beloved readers that this blog is very unsafe for work. Why is this? Well, some may attribute it to the things I write or the tone I take on many issues. But I have to take it one thing further as it’s just the entire nature of this website. This website is owned by an atheistic male-to-female transsexual lesbian.

1. You may be outed. - May I remind you that you are reading the personal weblog of a male-to-female transsexual lesbian? Your employer may wonder why it is that you are reading the weblog of a completely out male-to-female transsexual lesbian. You may very well be outed at your job or very likely, questioned to an unbearable level by your boss or co-workers. Unless you are out at work, I would highly recommend that you do not use THIS blog as the source that will out you. I hold very controversial views and it may reflect bad on you. Please, be aware of this as you read, dear reader. If the thought of your employer reading this blog scares the shit out of you, I emplore you, DO NOT READ THIS AT WORK!!! Please wait until you get home to read this blog.
2. I hold very controversial views - Remember that you are reading the personal weblog of an atheistic male-to-female transsexual, you can definitely bet your ass that I hold very controversial views. I am very liberal-leaning, pro-gay, green libertarian that votes Democrat because I know that, sadly, no Libertarian will ever win the white house in my lifetime. And I am not afraid to admit this. But if you work at someplace ultra-conservative, such as Focus on the Family or FOX News, you may not be able to defend these views without getting your ass canned. While you should keep this in mind, and while I question why the hell you would work at such horrid places, remember that the tone of the employer is always an important thing to keep in mind.
3. I am not afraid of profanity - I will use language as I feel that I need to and I will not let anyone tell me otherwise. I am not afraid to call religion bullshit, and I am not afraid to call religious people who discriminate because ‘their god tells them to’ bigots or ignorant fucktards. And I am not one to equivocate. Therefore, I use profanity when I feel that it’s needed and to add emphasis to my posts. It’s not because I lack a large vocabulary, because that is surely not the case. But it’s because of the fact that my biggest detractors are so squeamish of profanity and epitomize the fact that America is so puritanical. I detest this with a passion and I will do everything I can to set them off.

There are always a few things that I will never do and I will guarantee to my readers that I will never do. These things are pretty common sensual, but for people for whom common sense just never reigns supreme, I will probably need to spell these out with great detail and description.

1. I will never post photos that are too obscene - In case you are worried, I will never post anything that is too obscene or that you might find shocking. I will not, for example, post pictures of myself naked nor will I post the pictures from my Vaginoplasty. This is just inappropriate and superflouous. First off, with a couple of big exceptions, I love my body for what it is. I love my small breats, I love my natural curves. And I love how my hair is now shinier and my skin is now softer. I love this like you could never imagine, unless you are a male-to-female transsexual. Then you COULD imagine, I guess. Having said that, I will not expect everyone to subscribe to the same standard of beauty that I do and I will not ’shock’ my visitors by revealing myself to the Interwebs. I am sorry, but I do not run a porn site (yet) and I do not find the idea of strangers all around the metro area, much less the entire world, being able to access photos of my naked body anytime they damn well pleased. And as for surgery pics, you can find these around the net for any doctor that you wish to go. If you want to see what your new vagina will look like after the doctor is done, then by all means, search around and I will wish you well. But I will not show of Dr. Pichet’s work when he is done with me. This will be for a very few people to see and I’d like to be able to control that number.
2. I will never post racist or discriminatory content - I believe that any person is born with some trait that they did not wish, they should not be harassed about it. Being trans, this is just a natural stance for me. I will not post such content that is racist, sexist (but I will declare here and now that I am absolutely disgusted with the way that many men act and I will try not to let poison my posts), transphobic, homophobic or discriminatory or hurtful of anything that a single person cannot control themselves (such as socio-economic status, nationality, et cetra). Since I do not believe that religion is one of these things since babies are not born with religion and they can certainly come out of it when they see that it is false, I will not give religion any respect since I honestly feel that it has more than it deserves.

Finally, the one audience I do apologize to is the parents of children who have read this blog. I do sincerely apologize but I will not apologize if your disapproval is that of atheism, transsexuality or lesbianism. Or anything else that I advocate for. I will also hold my apologies if the children are over 14 years of age, this is just idiocy to think that your children are still innocent at this point. The locker rooms in middle school hold so much profanity, it would make me or any harsh blogger blush. If you are a mother or father of someone who goes to middle school or high school, don’t think for one second that your children haven’t heard every curse word. They have.

And I will not apologize if this blog has opened up the mind of a young person, a young person whose mind was previously closed by religion or conservatism. I do not apologize for this because I believe that all children have the right to a free and untainted mind and the very thing that the Judeo-Christian religions do is taint the mind of the young. I will never apologize for the fact that I speak out quite loudly against this practice. And finally, I speak out to parents of children that have been brainwashed and indoctrinated into the Christian religion to allow their kids to research the topics that they have questions about that and to discuss them with experts of the field, with people from both liberal and conservative views if that’s the way it must be.

Well, fellow cube dwellers, it’s time for this young woman to get back to work. Ta ta!