Sometimes, I think every transsexual gets shockingly inappropriate questions from moronic people and it hurts that even people that you considered friends ask these utterly demeaning and perverted questions. On the day (or maybe the day after) Facebook released the chat features of it’s website - I tried to strike up a conversation with an old friend of mine from Bible Camp (yes, when I was a Xian, I went to Bible camp…). Now, to ensure that he isn’t completely humiliated from my revealing this, I will be kind enough to remove his name.
Basically, he started to ask me if I was intererested in guys. I plainly told him that even though I considered myself a pansexual, there was very little chance that I would consider myself dating ANY guy, as I find most guys to be undesirable. However, his statements started to get quite a bit more graphic, asking me if I really wanted a ‘dick in my pussy’ (no kidding, he actually said that). This was starting to get terribly uncomfortable and I told him as such. But he continued on. Now, since I don’t remember the entire conversation, I cannot quote it verbatim. However, I thought of an idea. I decided to play along with his sick little fantasy.
I remember telling him that “as far as I see, I do not believe I would be attracted to guys. However, if he wanted, he could come up to Boulder two years from now, if I was willing.” I kept laying it on really thick until he made it known that he was grossed out. Victory! So, what is the moral of the story? If someone is asking you shockingly inappropriate questions, and you are a transsexual, you have every right to start making every effort to creep them out.
I love dating men and sex. Anyway, I’ve had people ask me, “Why can’t you just be gay?”
I would answer, “I don’t identify as a gay man. I identify as a straight woman.”
I even sarcastically told my gay best friends to become straight men.