The Adventures of Jessica Sideways

I would like to bring up one of the most annoying things about American culture. When I was living in Texas, I often saw the rebel flag on a number of people’s cars, front lawns, et cetra. And when I was working at Jack in the Box, I saw two black people in a truck with a confederate flag sticker as big as their back window pasted on their back window. This is something that greatly irritates me as these people are FUCKING HYPOCRITES. I mean, who really wants to be enslaved by another person (and no, BDSM is much different)? In addition, I have seen a number of people in northern states (like Indiana) use these flags.

I would like to say one thing to these people: YOU LOST, GET OVER IT! The Confederate States of America no longer exist. The Civil War was lost by your side. And furthermore, I doubt it is going to be well-supported, as I doubt that you would have the support of the British government again.

Could I also add that the people who have these Confederate Flags are the same kind of people that side with George W. Bush on his war of terror? I doubt it is because of patriotism. There are a lot of fringe group survivalists that are waiting for this country to be ill-protected so they can rise up again. So, this is why we need more army people home so we can fight off these ignorant morons the second they try to rise up. The South will rise again? Well, if they do, their ass will be blown by the Army or they will punk the National Guard. Either way, I am moving to Canada.