I was talking with some people in my building and one of the people passing by said “Praise God” and I shouted back, as I normally do, “And Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!” She responded saying “You atheists and your flying spaghetti monsters!” I got a little irked and responded “Well, the Flying Spaghetti Monster [...]
What Did I Say About Living in the Moment?!?
Apparently, I do not listen to myself. I get a date with a really cute girl and I am already searching on the web for how to perform an atheist wedding. I must write on the old pad of paper a thousand times “I will not plan my own weddings until after I know this [...]
What Would Jessica Sideways Do? (WWJSD?)
Do you remember that fad with the bracelets that said “What Would Jesus Do?” Yes, looking back, even if I were a Christian today, I’d still think that those bracelets are a little kitsch. But hey, in Christianity, is anything sacred anymore and is anything in their religion free from being kitsch? But they got [...]
Gender Neutral Pronouns
When going to Rainbow Alley, I first heard the concept of gender-neutral pronouns. While I have to say that I do not care for them to be used to refer to me, I can’t help but wonder how many people would take these as an alternative. So, I did a little bit of research and [...]
Blasphemy! The Musical
Nick Gisburne has really done it this time. He’s writing another book, and in my opinion, it’s about damn time! Blasphemy! The Musical, is a songbook with over 100 songs about religion and knowing Nick Gisburne, they are sure to rouse and offend the sensitive moronic little Christians in your neighbourhood. Therefore, it is highly [...]
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