Nick Gisburne has really done it this time. He’s writing another book, and in my opinion, it’s about damn time! Blasphemy! The Musical, is a songbook with over 100 songs about religion and knowing Nick Gisburne, they are sure to rouse and offend the sensitive moronic little Christians in your neighbourhood. Therefore, it is highly advised that you purchase this book so that you can work on the common ministry to irritate and offend Christians (well, at least that’s MY ministry). And the best thing about this book is that, unlike the book the Atheists are Revolting, this book will contain all sorts of songs to memorize and use whenever necessary. Like on the bus, in the line at the supermarket, in church (lol) pretty much anywhere. Also, if you can trick an entire congregation into singing one of his songs as a hymn, you will go down in ex-Christian comedy history, much like the crazy Christian woman who mentioned something about a Holy Ghost enema. Continue reading ‘Blasphemy! The Musical’
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If a girl needed anything to boost her self-esteem, it’s actually having been asked out on a date. I met her on an online dating website and she was the one that made first contact. I know that I am generally jaded about online dating websites but to be honest, I was just using this website for the tests (in fact, that’s how I found out about it - and I’m not alone in that fact). But when I changed my profile up a bit, a couple of people contact me - people who actually made first contact. And while at first, I thought that it would actually be just a few people making friendly chit chat (because to be honest, I wasn’t really expecting to actually attract anyone yet) someone actually showed some interest! I guess what they say is true, your profile can do a great deal of help or damage to you. Of course, that might still be complete and total BS but I am willing to chalk it up to that. Continue reading ‘I’ve Got a Date!’