The Adventures of Jessica Sideways

Do you remember that fad with the bracelets that said “What Would Jesus Do?” Yes, looking back, even if I were a Christian today, I’d still think that those bracelets are a little kitsch. But hey, in Christianity, is anything sacred anymore and is anything in their religion free from being kitsch? But they got me to thinking “if people are so concerned about what Jesus would do… I could seriously give some pretty damn good advice on what Jessica Sideways would do…”. So, I have decided that it would be a pretty damn good idea to start an advice column asking what the LIVING Jessica Sideways would do. I can give advice that is not tainted with misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, heterosexism, infanticide and other such horrid things that God recommended. I am a saner more rational source to get advice from and I am offering it for free! Continue reading ‘What Would Jessica Sideways Do? (WWJSD?)’